The Clocktower Annex (Secrets & Lies)

[themaninblack]

Who knows all ? - What did Master Bruce leave behind ? Does Alfred keep a Diary? Did the staff at the Manor revolt ? - These and many more....P.S. Alfred is about to have a garage sale, selling off a lot of clutter. What would you buy ?

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Originally posted by themaninblack
Alfred is about to have a garage sale, selling off a lot of clutter. What would you buy?
Is Huntress for sale? That's what I would like. :D

[darkphoenix]

Hee hee hee...SGH that was funny! Oh I think I would want to try and nab the Batmobile and a few baterangs. Can you imagine cruising down the street in that thing? Ah....that would be cool...

[Kea]

Umm *Looks in pocket* Here's a $2! I'll just take everything! And a few batarangs as well! :)

[darkphoenix]

*pushes Kea out of the way* good point. I'LL take everything muahahahahhahaha........

[Kea]

*Pushes darkpheonix out of the way* Hey I already paid for it! :) I'll take everything, including the kitchen sink, the message board, the copyrights and maybe some of Alfred's famous chocolate chip cookies as well! :)


Edited to say: But if I own everything I'll share...maybe! ;)

[NightStalker]

Cookies??? Yummmy. No one mentioned cookies... Night pushes dark AND kea out of the way to get choc chip cookies..

"Anyone got milk??"

"oh, I promised hf I would purchase the lifelike wax thingy of levin for her... heh heh heh.." oh wait.. is that really him?

[Impulse]

Mmm, Bruce Wayne kept all of the memorablia from the villians in the past? Two-Face's coin? I'd have that. Two Face was one of my favorites.

[Kea]

Hey, hey, hey. I already said I would share NightStalker! *Hands NightStalker a glass of milk as well as a napkin*

But yeah Alfred makes the best chocolate chip cookies out there! :D

[harleyfan]

night i'll kill you if you buy that piece of crap thing for me! i'd buy ivy's venus fly trap and harley's punch gun so i could punch night out with it when she brings that lifelike wax thingy of levin over!!!!!! ~be evil~

[themaninblack]

Guess what I found hidden away in the back of the pantry (No, not my chococookie recipe), A pair of Bruce Waynes tights, and what I take to be a woman's mask with the slight scent of a long ago perfume. I am having the lab check it out. I have a sneaky suspicion it belonged to Catwoman....(having been around at that time I remember the aroma... Oh such memories.....OOH, I almost forgot, there is a top that I know belonged to Helena. I am taking that out of the $1.00 box and putting it up on E-Bay.

[jaguarin]

THE BELT OF BATMAN!! IT have a lot of interesting things inside!
$5 for it!!!

[Frostbite]

Adding some real-worldness to this (I guess I'm just a killjoy), http://www.williamscollectibles.com/BATMANPROPS.htm sells utility belts, Batarangs, Batphones, Batsignals, and more.

[Silver Cougar]

*Sifts around in bargain bins*
Aha! I'll take this *Hands money to Alfred and dashes off with the prize... Alfred's homemade choco-chip cookie recipie!*

[GL2814]

How much for the Batmobile? *if I'm going to start driving it might as well be in a car I like*

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

NOOOO!!!!! Don't put Helena's shirt up on Ebay! I'll take it! Don't make me have to threaten all the folks who try to outbid me. It could be a scary sight :D

[Derek Quinzel]

(looks around...sees something...edges slowly towards it...presses button on batarang...it flies throught the air...it accidently knocks out the Vipress...Derek moves slowly towards exit...he's gone...

~DQ DONE~

[srfrgrl]

I'll buy that shirt, pulls out a wad of cash, how much do you want for it! I also want the leather pants!

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

You mean Oracle's shirt, riiiiiight Srfrgrl! ;)

[Jacklyn]

I'm gonna beat you on it SGH....I'll give you $55 for the Helena shirt, Ian!!!

(And then of course, I'll give it to SGH who is now looking at me like she is going to kill me...)

[Orcat]

Ouch...Derek, I'm gonna hurt you...HEY!! Babs' Wheelchair! 1000.00!!!!!! *wheels out of sight laughing insanely*
~V~

[Reese'Girl]

Ooh this seems like fun! *scoots into the thread* I'll take anything!!!! :D

[darkphoenix]

Originally posted by gl2813
How much for the Batmobile? *if I'm going to start driving it might as well be in a car I like*

I ALREADY CALLED THE BATMOBILE!!!!! Muahahahahahaha......Hey any chance there are some of Batman's grappling hooks around? I wanna fly too!

[NightStalker]

Night quickly purchases riddle book and wax thingy. She sends wax thingy fed-ex overnight to hf. "hf, you can take all of your misplaced anger out on that..." heh heh heh It'll look great in your living room...

Night turns and chases Cougar... "Hey Cougar!!! Come back with that recipe!!!"

[GL2814]

Originally posted by Sxygrrl Huntress
NOOOO!!!!! Don't put Helena's shirt up on Ebay! I'll take it! Don't make me have to threaten all the folks who try to outbid me. It could be a scary sight :D Hey SGH, I found these in Helenas' sock drower. Do you want them of should I keep them? Ooh. I could use another one of these.:eek:

[GL2814]

Originally posted by darkpheonix
I ALREADY CALLED THE BATMOBILE!!!!! Muahahahahahaha......Hey any chance there are some of Batman's grappling hooks around? I wanna fly too! Then you're just gonna have to out bid me for it.

[jaguarin]

Helena's shirt??? $200 USD!!!

*jaguarin raise her hand*

[GL2814]

Bruce Whaynes' tux, this is perfect for my 007 costume.

[themaninblack]

After downing a malt, I went down to the cellar to clear out some more stuff, and I had forgotten that way back when Master Bruce was adding another wing to the Manor, that he had built a secret chamber where he kept a file on all the folks who had displeased him. Not so much the arch criminals, but the little irritating rime pincers who have no sense of humor. But he had a forgiving nature, so I am sure he wouldn't mind me unloading all this stuff. I mean he lived in more than one world, fantasy and reality.

[GL2814]

Hey! :confused: Why did he have a file on me? Just because I had a fancy ring and he was a self made crime fighter, I can't beleve he held a grudge.

[Impulse]

I want the Robin costume!!!! And a batarang!!! And any files on people I know, I want the dirt!!!!

[themaninblack]

Your file gl2813 was handed over to Com. Gordon - your youthful digressions were duly noted and I believe punishment for 'having one over the eight' too many times was recorded. Be comforted knowing that your 'thick' file will be incinerated in the year 2019. Have a nice day!

[Reese'Girl]

I'll take Catwomans costume if it's in there somewhere!!!!

[ShadowWalker]

Toothpaste!! I'll have the toothpaste!!!

oh and i wouldn't mind that um, was it a shot gun you had in Devil's Eyes?

[GL2814]

Originally posted by themaninblack
Your file gl2813 was handed over to Com. Gordon - your youthful digressions were duly noted and I believe punishment for 'having one over the eight' too many times was recorded. Be comforted knowing that your 'thick' file will be incinerated in the year 2019. Have a nice day! How much would it cost to make it go away sooner?

[DrayvensCrow]

*just a bop-bop-boppin' along* Good Sir. I would like to inquire as to the availablity of any wrist mounted bathook launchers, along with hooks and plenty of rope. Some comm equipment I would also be thankful for.....*holds up a nice wad if cash*....in a most generous way, of course. Is the boat or whirly-bird up for accquisition as well? *more wads of cash* Is it Tea time yet? I feel parched. Ooh! Hang gliders....Do you take 1st New Gotham Debit cards or checks?

[GL2814]

Are any of the prototype Bat suits for sale?

[themaninblack]

Drayvenscrow - You should know by now that Alfred can't be bought. However he is not adverse to accepting the occasional libation. As to the Bat Hooks, there are a few left, but unfortunately the ropes were used by the BOP to play games (?) - Boat and Whirley Bird were requestioned by John Ashcroft - I had no choice, I had to le them go. But I did find Robin's old Pogo stick. Any Takers?.

[Orcat]

*v comes back in the wheelchair*
"I'll take it Ia...I mean "Alfred". Heh.
$500.00!!
*V hands Ian the money*
*V grabs the Pogo stick and wheels away*
~V~

[themaninblack]

Darkstryke - You think you got away with the Batmobile, but dear friend that was a "Repro" - The real Batmobile will never be found until Master Bruce returns. I have made sure that it is so concealed it would be impossible for anyoneto locate it. Remember, the manor with it's myriad of underground tunnels is a world known to only a few. Why even the most trusted of servants are blindfolded by mewhen we venture DOWN THERE. So, as to the costumes and supplies - "all duplicates" - Just to remind you. I have notified Com. Gordon as to your whereabouts and to your identity. (I have ways of making Lisa talk.

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Oh! Do you have a book on how to make Lisa talk? I'd love to get my hands on that! Come on! Spill! I need all the defense I can get.

Say.... she didn't give you that file on me, did she? Just don't let Huntress see it. Now.... how much is that book? :D

[themaninblack]

Reese'girl - You would not want Catwomans costume. It has been (man) handled so many times that is has turned a strange color.I'll try to find something for you.

[themaninblack]

gl2813 - I am talking to Com. Gordon re your file. He needs proof that you have turned over a new leaf. (2019 does seem a way off) - Also, there are a couple of protype Batsuits hanging in the Bat cupboard, but they are different sizes. Master Bruce like a lot of wealthy men sometimes over indulged, so accordingly his wardrobe adjusted. If you are a size 44 with long legs you can have the suit for a donation to the "School for Wayward Girls of New Gotham", whose patron saint is Helena Kyle.

[Reese'Girl]

LMAO! you are soooo funny Ian! yeah ok, I'll take anything that you can find!

[themaninblack]

Impulse - Yes, sad to say there is a file on you dating back to the time you were found lurking in the garage of the Clocktower. You were given a warning but apparently that was not enough. The next day you scaled the outside of the building and was caught this time by Helena who put a strong arm on you after you called her a rude name. However, Barbara was a little more lenient. So you see, your behavior was considered inappropiate. I do hope you have calmed down. If you want to become a BOP you have to apply like everyone else. Otherwise you will get this reputation of being a stalker of Black Leather Clad Crimefighters. Listen to Uncle Alfred, behave yourself.

[Reese'Girl]

*RG scoots back into the thread* umm, is there a file on me too or should I not ask about that?!

[themaninblack]

sxygrrl Huntress - Your File Angie. Oh Dear, what can I say. It is so heavy, I needed two of the stable boys to carry it into the library. To be fair I have deemed it to be Top Secret. Lisa has only given me the appropriate info re your past shenanigans - they will be addressed later. However, on the other hand the file on Lisa is contained in a strong box to which the key has mysteriously gone missing. (I suspect helena Kyle is hiding it so that she will have the upper hand someday)

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Ooohh! Helena has the key? Well please tell the stable boys that they will have a new chapter to add to my file.

Saunters off to frisk Helena for the key to Lisa's file... ;)

[LisaM]

Is Alfred planning on including any of the Bat Cave computers in the garage sale? If so, I would like to bid on them. They would probably contain enough blackmail material to compel several Forum members to behave.

SGH: you would love to frisk Helena for any reason whatsoever. The key to my file is just a convenient excuse.

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

See what I mean Alfred? Lisa knows WAAAAAY too much! I NEED that key!

Heeeelennnnnaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GL2814]

Originally posted by themaninblack
gl2813 - I am talking to Com. Gordon re your file. He needs proof that you have turned over a new leaf. (2019 does seem a way off) - Also, there are a couple of protype Batsuits hanging in the Bat cupboard, but they are different sizes. Master Bruce like a lot of wealthy men sometimes over indulged, so accordingly his wardrobe adjusted. If you are a size 44 with long legs you can have the suit for a donation to the "School for Wayward Girls of New Gotham", whose patron saint is Helena Kyle. Well, I'm only a 34 and not as tall as Bruce. As for the file, I was recruted by the Green Lantern Corps. They say they will let me work on Earth from now on because I've helped alot of different worlds solve seemingly impossable problems to overcome. I'm really a good guy now. I even have refferances, John Stewert and Hal Jordon can vouch for me. They're both freind of Bruce from his days with the Justice League. I almost forgot, I'll gladly donate to the girls school. * pulls out a wad of cash that would choke a rino*

[GL2814]

Originally posted by LisaM
Is Alfred planning on including any of the Bat Cave computers in the garage sale? If so, I would like to bid on them. They would probably contain enough blackmail material to compel several Forum members to behave.

SGH: you would love to frisk Helena for any reason whatsoever. The key to my file is just a convenient excuse. Especially when I can use my ring to recreate the key or just blow the lock off the box. I'm not going to though, I'd like to see how long SGH lasts trying to frisk Helena. I don't think she'd like it, remember what she did the last time someone tried that. He'll be walking bow legged for the rest of his life.

[themaninblack]

Lisa - The Bat Cave computors are all damaged. We have this little French Maid who loved to play games on them. Unfortunately, she was prone to drinking Diet Coke while playing a game called "Tight Squeeze On The Planet", and she would get so carried away that the DC would end up all over the computors..... BTW No jokes please about the maid in her little frilly outfit.....I have moved all pertinent data re blackmail material.... There are one or two forum members who skate a little too close for comfort. I shall keep mum, until........

[LisaM]

Ian - I can definitely relate to the "Diet Coke on the monitor" problem...

Is it possible that we could negotiate regarding the backup location of the blackmail material? I could cut you a good deal...

[themaninblack]

Sxygrrl Huntress - I had to fire the stable boys for 'lingering'. Master Bruce would not have approved of their behavior, yet he was known to linger himself from time to time. Don't worry about Lisa knowing too much about you, I only feed her the pages that I think appropiate. BTW I have a few tidbits about Lisa. Her tentacles are far reaching but they can't quite reach my nest...I wouldn't let you down....you are safe, for the moment (I just realized something. I am on medicationand not quite myself)

[GL2814]

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm the french maid. I used to dress in drag alot and figured I'd make some extra cash on the side. I'm sorry about the computers and I'll use my power ring to fix them. Now you have nothing to blackmail me with. Unless you have the file marked Spanish Inquisition. That wasn't my fault, I thought it was a Monty Python tribute.

[LisaM]

Alfred/Ian: You have got to stop taking that medication that Dr. Harleen Quinzel prescribed. It is distorting your sense of reality.

My offer is still good for the backup computers.

[themaninblack]

gl2813 - So the Batman suit might be a little large, how about Robin's red and green 'daytime' suit. It's in pretty good condition (Burt Ward grew out of it pretty quick) BTW did you know that he was bow-legged, it happened after he jumped once too often onto the Batmobile. Also I would keep 'that wad of cash that would choke a rhino' in your pocket, you don't want another offence to be added to your file. Between us, I have seen SGH's hands, and they were made for frisking. They have a life of their own. ( I'd better watch myself, she knows where I hang out)...

[GL2814]

I think I can fit into that. Is ther one with pants aswell? About the bow legs, I met up with Helena after the incodent and she told me everything. I then moved one seet over to avoid the same thing happening to me. You know how I get around her and I didn't want to die that night. btw How's she doing these days? I really miss the times she and I spent as she beat me sensless and the ambulence rides I'd take afterword. She allways said that I can take a kick in the head better than anyone else she knew.

[GL2814]

*looking through some items and finding a diary and an old home movie reel marked "Costume Ball: Winged Creatures* I think these might not belong here. Isn't this Helenas' diary and the movie from Bruces parents? I've seen the movie before and I'm sure he wouldn't want it to lose it.

[Impulse]

Originally posted by themaninblack
Impulse - Yes, sad to say there is a file on you dating back to the time you were found lurking in the garage of the Clocktower. You were given a warning but apparently that was not enough. The next day you scaled the outside of the building and was caught this time by Helena who put a strong arm on you after you called her a rude name. However, Barbara was a little more lenient. So you see, your behavior was considered inappropiate. I do hope you have calmed down. If you want to become a BOP you have to apply like everyone else. Otherwise you will get this reputation of being a stalker of Black Leather Clad Crimefighters. Listen to Uncle Alfred, behave yourself.

I do (I mean did) not stalk them. I just followed them everywhere and took a lot of pictures to fill a SUV. About that name thing I called Helena, it was just my medication. And about that garage thing . . . I wanted that H2!!!! And I am a proud stalker of B.L.C.C.

But don't worry, I will behave myself . . . maybe. I can hardly move in this straight jacket :cool:

[Silver Cougar]

*Sees someone run by from vantage point in tree, where I'm near having an asthma attack from running so fast*

This is like the 4 lap test all over again! And I did 6 minutes on that... no wonder I feel like I have a cleaver in my ribs *winces and doubles over around branch in acute gym-class pain*

[DrayvensCrow]

Originally posted by themaninblack
Drayvenscrow - You should know by now that Alfred can't be bought. However he is not adverse to accepting the occasional libation. As to the Bat Hooks, there are a few left, but unfortunately the ropes were used by the BOP to play games (?) - Boat and Whirley Bird were requestioned by John Ashcroft - I had no choice, I had to le them go. But I did find Robin's old Pogo stick. Any Takers?.

Alfred! I never tried to buy you off! I was just offering a fair price plus enough to make nice donations to The Wayward School For Girls and The Queen's Fund For Servicemen. *opens leather duster and pulls out three items* You know, nothing goes better with Cognac than a good cigar....*hands Alfred two bottles of 30-yr.old cognac and a box of Havana's*....Now, about those items that you still have.....

SGH-I seem to be missing an address book. Can you see if Helena "borrowed" it again? She might have it on her....

[Impulse]

I am a "She".

I really want a batarang!!! I don't care if its a replica but I want one. It can help me runaway from gl2813.

[GL2814]

Now back to my shopping needs. If the man handled Catwoman outfit is still there I'd like to have it. I think I can fix it up til it's as good as new.

[Jacklyn]

*Wonders what Gl wants with a Catwoman uniform* ;)

I would love it if I could halve the Batgirl costume that would be great. I'd love to try my hand at crime fighting in that!!!! :D

[GL2814]

I just want to fix it up. I was thinking of giving it to Helena as a gift.

[srfrgrl]

Speaking of Helena, I just sent in another Bid to E-Bay, that shirt and leather pants are mine! HEHE! I also am bidding on the boots!

[themaninblack]

I am away from this site for one day and all heck breaks out - Since there have been so many bids for selected contents of the manor , I have decided to have a lottery. Each name pulled out of my baraclava, will have a chance to bid on any item.

[Reese'Girl]

Ooh, that's a very good idea Alfred! but I still said that I wanted the Catwoman costume before you did GL! :p :D

[GL2814]

You also passed on it when you were told it wasn't in very good condition.

[Impulse]

Neat idea, man. I want a batarang. Bruce must've had a lot of 'em. Sometimes they don't come back to you like a boomerang all the time. Draw my name!!!!

[LisaM]

Excellent idea, Alfred. What is a baraclava?

[MUZBNUTS]

Okay, I've watched this bid war for days and kept silent. But there is something I really would like to get my hands on if at all possible, Alfred, so I guess I'd better not keep silent any longer. Would you happen to have an older model of the Batcycle on hand?

[LisaM]

Okay everyone - this is now out of hand. Either stay on the topic which Ian established or take your private chats to PM. We don't want Ian to decide that this thread has descended into childish drivel and stop posting.

We are cleaning up this thread by deleting all of the irrelevant posts.

Stay on topic or don't post...

[Candle]

Has anyone already spoken for the computer system & software? *hopefully*
That's what I'd go for! though I probably couldn't actually afford it. Ha!

What an outstanding idea though!

[Impulse]

I would love some new computer equipment, but Candle wants it now. Darn.

[GL2814]

Someone asked for it already. It wasn't working properly so it wasn't offered.

[Silver Cougar]

Yeah, something to do with Diet Coke. That's partly why I prefer Pepsi! ;)

But... who says I can't fix it up, huh? I'd like to place a bid on the computer equipment!

[themaninblack]

NOW HEAR THIS ! - All bids for the lottery MUST be in by 5pm this Thursday (PST). I will Post the winners on Friday Evening (PST). I think this is the only fair way to handle this. I am going down to the Vault in a few minutes, so may discover more goodies. I applaud you for your interest in helping me divest this place of all the clutter. (I received a bid for the two stable boys, but this is not that kind of lottery).
BTW Lisa: A Baraclava is like a helmet but made of wool. Knitted for us young lads by adoring Aunties during the Blitz in WW11.

[GL2814]

I'll bid on whatever you have. It doesn't matter if it fits I'll take anything. How much will it cost for me to enter?

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

If Huntress owned it, I want it! And if you have her deliver it personally, there will be an extra $100 in it for you Alfred. You've met me, you know I will treat her with the utmost respect.

*sigh... sits back and dreams of having my very own superhero vigilante...*

Does this mean you are putting the files up for auction? I want Lisa's files! Girl has too much dirt on me... I need insurance that she won't use it so what is the starting bid on her file?

[GL2814]

I completely forgot about the files. btw What are you going to do with a super heroe? Do you know how hard it is to house train them? I should know, I am one.

[themaninblack]

gl2813 - It does not cost a thing to enter. All you have to do is post your name and the 'item' you would like to have. I will make arrangements for payment later. No Credit Cards, but Gotham Dollars will be accepted. (for security reasons certain items will be held back until I check on the background of the individuals interested). sxygrrlHuntress - The Files you are interested in are being looked over by my lawyer.

[NightStalker]

heh heh heh. Well. Sign me up!! I'm going to jump on that secret files bandwagon. (i could use some good blackmail against hf, shan, and the rest of the evil henchmen) let's see. I also want full rights to the Alfred Pennyworth recipe book and, even though I already have it, I guess I need to "officially" be given Riddler's book of riddles.

[Impulse]

I want a batarang---Impulse

[Jacklyn]

Gee, Impulse, I'm a little unclear on this, but, um....do you, by chance, want a batarang?

[Reese'Girl]

I want a batarang too Alfred! you must have tons of them!

[GL2814]

Okay then, I'll have to make a list.

[DrayvensCrow]

Mommy Bird strikes again!:D(Love ya' Lisa!:D)

Gee? An auction? *hates to see the cognac go so soon*

[themaninblack]

----it is 6am, and I come to, sort of, sprawled out on the axminster with an empty decanter clutched in my right fist...how did I get here ?---- all I remember was fishing around in an old chest down in the vault ---- I heard a noise upstairs and went to investigate. As I entered the vestibule there stood Helena legs akimbo (or should that be her arms). She spoke, "Hey there Daddy Alfred, about a drink for old times", I fell to my knees (an arthritic condition), and said "Sure Honey, baby, sweetie pie". We filled two over large snifters with the cognac that drayvenscrow had sent me (BTW, a superb treat, with a great smoky waftiness (?). hiccup)... most of the night she stayed. Little did I realize that she was after something.. THE FILES ! ARGH!!!!! What will I tell Lisa and SGH... boo hoo, I hang my head in utter remorse.. Burp!

[DrayvensCrow]

That sounds bad! Although, I have to wonder.....who told Helena that I gave Alfred that cognac? And how'd she know that so many people wanted their files to dissappear? Hmmmm.....

[GL2814]

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Everything will be just fine. *I hope they don't find out that I sent her* I'd still like to place my bids on the Batman and Robin outfits aswell as a Batmobile.

[Impulse]

I already called the Robin's outfit,GL. You can settle with the Batman and the batmobile.

[GL2814]

I was offered the suit by Alfred, so get in line.

[Impulse]

Actually, GL. I asked for the Robin Suit way before Alfred offered you it. He just didn't see my request.

[LisaM]

Alfred: To say that I am royally disappointed that the files are gone is an understatement...However, I am more disappointed that you were drinking good cognac without me. Although I can completely understand your being bowled over by Helena and, as a result, forgetting to invite me. Feel free to make it up to me by fixing the lottery so that I win the Bat Blackberry (the handy portable email device which I will use to communicate with the Bat Cave from the beach).

As an aside, arthritic condition?? Yeah right.

[Silver Cougar]

I'd like the computer system! :p This old computer of mine is too slo; I keep crashing it, even though it's been juiced up a bit... or a lot... :angel: ;)

[Reese'Girl]

now that I think about it, I would like the computer system too! my computer is old and annoying and I'm starting to think it hates me! :p :D

[DrayvensCrow]

Originally posted by LisaM
Alfred: To say that I am royally disappointed that the files are gone is an understatement...However, I am more disappointed that you were drinking good cognac without me. Although I can completely understand your being bowled over by Helena and, as a result, forgetting to invite me. Feel free to make it up to me by fixing the lottery so that I win the Bat Blackberry (the handy portable email device which I will use to communicate with the Bat Cave from the beach).

As an aside, arthritic condition?? Yeah right.

If you will remember, I gave him two bottles of cognac and a box of Havana cigars, Lisa. Seems to me there was plenty to go around. But if it will help, I still have two more bottles and one bottle of a nice bordeaux, I believe it's a Rothschild....

[LisaM]

A nice Rothschild would definitely go a long way to make up for my disappointment over the lack of an invitation to share the cognac. (I don't mind missing the Havana cigars.)

...as would the Bat Blackberry.

[DrayvensCrow]

There goes Super-Lisa again! :D

Now, about those hook launchers, Ian.....

[GL2814]

Is there anymore of that Batsleep that Bruce used to use? I could really use some of that. Especially when stuck talking to someone I'm trying to avoid.

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Alfred! You were out drinking with Helena and you didn't invite me??? You aren't hitting on my girl, are you? And you let her steal the files! Yikes! Any ideas where she might have taken them? I know she won't put them up on Ebay but it would be a disaster if she read my files! She'd have so much blackmail on me that I'd be her slave for the rest of my life! Then again.... never mind! She can have mine! Where did she take Lisa's file instead??? :D :angel:

As for the sale, when the cognac has worn off and you are feeling a little more yourself, please set aside the Escrima sticks... I would really like a set. I think that once the information in my files gets out, I will need some protection from the members of the forum :p

[themaninblack]

Hey Gang - Sorry to say that I have to postpone the results of the lottery until I return from my sojurn (No Lisa, I am not checking into the Betty Ford). I find all the work entailed has overwhelmed me, not to mention the number of bids. I am the only one here to handle things and my 'arthritic condition' gets in the way(sic). So, please be patient. I shall post and list all the successsful bidders on or about June 24, 2003. (You still have time to "wish" for Batmemorablilia) Have a nice day.

[LisaM]

Have a nice time on your trip, Alfred....You wouldn't be taking along any Birds to help you with your arthritic condition, would you?

[Candle]

Originally posted by Silver Cougar
Yeah, something to do with Diet Coke. That's partly why I prefer Pepsi! ;)

But... who says I can't fix it up, huh? I'd like to place a bid on the computer equipment!

Dido. Put my name in the baraclava. And if it's still not to be offered, then put me in too for those Eskrima sticks instead! I'll see if I can't get SGH or our Oracle to train me in their proper use. Well, I'll find somebody anyway.

[huntress' prey]

i want the cave - like dark places, and a party down there should be great

[Impulse]

Oh yeah, like Candle. I want the escrima sticks too. I think Dick Grayson as Nightwing had bunches of 'em.

[2face]

As befitting a deranged Gotham crime lord such as myself, I would like to put in my bid for the remains of the second Robin, Jason Todd. We criminals are having a little mixer at Arkham at the end of the month and that little twerp's corpse wuold make an excellent pinata. Please consider and thank you ......from both of us. *flips coin*


2face :fight:

[Candle]

Originally posted by Impulse
Oh yeah, like Candle. I want the escrima sticks too. I think Dick Grayson as Nightwing had bunches of 'em.

I thought those were the things Oracle used in the clocktower fight. Weren't they? If not I'll pass, I'm only interested in Oracle's / Alfred's stuff (He'd have classics wouldn't he? Looovve classical music - especially anything with harp / harpsicord. And classic movies - From Hollywoods Golden Age)

[MUZBNUTS]

The weapons used in the clocktower fight are expandable batons - a bit different from escrima sticks.

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Thanks for letting me know before I made my purchase. I'd like the batons! Alfred, please put them in my shopping cart; along with Huntress. Thanks so much! :D

[the_watcher]

Hei Al can I bribe you with some bangers and mash for the blueprints of the cave and the manor and if you could ad the clocktower's I would apreciate it.
By the way how is it possible that there are so many servants around the manor if it used to be only the Bats and yourself (have you been throwing partys in master bruce's absence bad good bad alfred)

Ps: Nice catching with you Ian nice to see ya playing with the kids.

I will throw in some oporto wine for a graple gun and ropes

[Silver Cougar]

Okay, I can wait... the end of school is occupying my attention quite nicely now, as is the horse camp I'm leaving for in *checks watch* about an hour. See ya Monday people!

P.S. I'll try and get some writing done... ;) This time I won't have the leader's daughter harping at me constantly!

[themaninblack]

2face - We have found the mummified remains of someone who could be the 'Robin' you were asking about. I have sent 'it' over to the CSI for DNA identification. I don't think it would make a very good pinata, however we could stuff his tights and stick them on a pole. How's that !.

[themaninblack]

the_watcher - Come on now !, you couldn't expect me to do all the work around here. I need the help. A French Maid never hurt anyone, an Italian cook (who looks like Sophia Loren), a Swedish masseuse, an English Gardner (who looks like a deranged Spice Girl), and of course the two strapping stable boys (even though we sold the horses long ago), they help with the heavy lifting and are expert in Yoga and meditation. They have all signed confidentially agreements re 'the goings on' here at the manor, and if they spilled any beans, I would have to take drastic measures in the BAT DUNGEON.....HA HA HA! (The medication is wearin offffffff......)

[Impulse]

Originally posted by MUZBNUTS
The weapons used in the clocktower fight are expandable batons - a bit different from escrima sticks.

yeah, i would like Babs' batons but you know, she didn't learn to fight with those until she was hurt by the Joker. So, they wouldn't be in the Batcave and Manor. I don't think anyway. But if they are, I would like those too. :cool:

[the_watcher]

Alfred you definetely are a blast, get me some rogue's gallery items if you go downstairs to clean the dust (Like if you don't have any italian "sauce" to taste in the kitchen or roses to watch for in the garden). Be careful with Mr. "Icecycle" Freeze gun we don't want a frozen Alfred again do we? :[)k

[2face]

Mr. Pennyworth,


The stuffed tights on a pole are an excellent plan 'B' scenario. We might have to run with it pending CSI's findings on the mummified remains (which could be Adam West, he seems to fit that description these days, but I digress....)

Also any knick-knacks that once belonged to rival Bat-villians could be of great interest in gaining an edge against the competition (such as a sample of Joker's laughing gas), or for simple blackmail (snapshots of Mr. Freeze and The Riddler together in a Shanghai opium den...sorry...now my meds are wearing off......) Thank you again.


2face
:fight:

[DrayvensCrow]

OK, Alfred. Just set the keyboard down and step away from the computer. Nice and easy....(I think someone has forgotten to call Arkham again! Anyone seen Dr. Thompkins?) Now just tell me where the launchers are and we'll go see Leslie for a small rest....

[GL2814]

Will you be departing with the giant penny? If so I can find a use for it, even though I may have already missed the lottery drawing.

[Candle]

;) Ooookay, got my hand deservedly slapped. Apologies, been a crazy week. To get back with the idea of the thread, Alfred? Wouldthere be an old Batgirl costume in the cellar / the attic? / Possibly the batcave? I'd like to offer $1,000 Gotham dollars if it's available?:D

If not, there any old CD's you're no longer particularly fond of? I like classics!

[DOCMIDNITE]

Originally posted by Sxygrrl Huntress
Thanks for letting me know before I made my purchase. I'd like the batons! Alfred, please put them in my shopping cart; along with Huntress. Thanks so much! :D

Oh great just what we need, SGH with weapons..... :D She is dangerous enough.....forget the weapons Ang... and I'll find you one of Gabrielles ceremonial headdresses or something..no sharp objects ..sorry...LOL
Hey if we are putting in requests I want to go "old school". How about the old fold up bulletproof "Bat-Shield", the Bat- shark repellent, and the old bust which used to open the book case to the bat poles.......

[Jacklyn]

Hee Hee! i want me a can of shark repellant too!

[Silver Cougar]

Why bother repelling sharks? As long as you're not bleeding...

What's the exchange rate of NG Dollars compared to the Canadian and/or American dollar? Once I can get that down I can make a reasonably accurate estamate as to my bid for the computer equiptment.

[DOCMIDNITE]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Silver Cougar
[B]Why bother repelling sharks? As long as you're not bleeding...

Hey, You just never know when you'll be hanging from a helicopters rope ladder and come out of the pacific ocean with a large shark attached to one leg.................LOL............AAAHHHH
Lee Merriweather as Catwoman............................If you don't get it, you're probably too young to remember the original Batman Movie..................

[Frostbite]

That shark wouldn't've done much harm to Batman, anyway. It didn't even rip his tights.

[Jacklyn]

LOL! The shark had a good enough grip so that Batman pulled him out of the water with him, but not good enough to rip his tights or cut him in even the slughtest! He wasn't bleeding or anything!!!

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

Stay on topic you guys.

[DOCMIDNITE]

Originally posted by Sxygrrl Huntress
Stay on topic you guys.

And what was it again?????. LOL...Oh yeah the garage sale......and other secrets. Oh I'd also want the motorcycle and sidecar......In the words of Cartman........"SWEEEEEET"

[GL2814]

I have one question. We've seen and heard the secrets, when will we be introduced to the lies?

[DOCMIDNITE]

Originally posted by gl2813
I have one question. We've seen and heard the secrets, when will we be introduced to the lies?

I think Levin already took care of that!!!:fume:
"Too dark for our network", etc, etc............................

[DrayvensCrow]

Originally posted by DOCMIDNITE
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Silver Cougar
[B]Why bother repelling sharks? As long as you're not bleeding...

Hey, You just never know when you'll be hanging from a helicopters rope ladder and come out of the pacific ocean with a large shark attached to one leg.................LOL............AAAHHHH
Lee Merriweather as Catwoman............................If you don't get it, you're probably too young to remember the original Batman Movie..................

Sorry DOC! Gotta disagree....Julie Newmar..........GRRRRRRR!

Back on topic, What about those launchers? Gotta have a way to move on those pesky rooftops.....

[DOCMIDNITE]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DrayvensCrow
[B]Sorry DOC! Gotta disagree....Julie Newmar..........GRRRRRRR!

Well I met Ms. Newmar at a show with Burt Ward and Frank Gorshen. One word....Ridelin....Boy was she spacey.....:p

[Candle]

Originally posted by Candle
;) Ooookay, got my hand deservedly slapped. Apologies, been a crazy week. To get back with the idea of the thread, Alfred? Wouldthere be an old Batgirl costume in the cellar / the attic? / Possibly the batcave? I'd like to offer $1,000 Gotham dollars if it's available?:D

If not, there any old CD's you're no longer particularly fond of? I like classics!

and I almost forgot! Is the utility belt come with it? or are you selling that separate? Add that too with accessories please! I'll pay whatever you plan on asking:D

[Silver Cougar]

*Punches in calculations on calculator* Um, okay.

I'd like to place my bid at $2000 NG please. And does this come with Windows B Pro pre-installed? And what kind of processor does this thing have? Does it come with the can of pop? May I have a cookie please? Thanks :D

[DOCMIDNITE]

Originally posted by Candle
and I almost forgot! Is the utility belt come with it? or are you selling that separate? Add that too with accessories please! I'll pay whatever you plan on asking:D

Well as long as you are going for the whole enchilada,so to speak. why not get the old BatGirl motorcycle?
****Sorry , I told you I am Old school******
Nothing like the site of Yvonne Craig in the BG costume on that cycle.......:D

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by DOCMIDNITE
Nothing like the site of Yvonne Craig in the BG costume on that cycle.......:D
I just happen to have a picture of that.

[DrayvensCrow]

Gotta love the fringe! Only in the 60's! LOL:D

$1000 NG for the launchers, $500 NG for the remaining hooks, $500 NG for any spare utility belts or prototypes available. Any incriminating pics of Poison Ivy or Catwoman??????

[Candle]

Originally posted by DOCMIDNITE
Well as long as you are going for the whole enchilada,so to speak. why not get the old BatGirl motorcycle?
****Sorry , I told you I am Old school******
Nothing like the site of Yvonne Craig in the BG costume on that cycle.......:D

You & me both DOC & Frosty! Love the pic!

Yeah throw that in too, whatever you ask I'll double it Alfred! And what the others were offering for her accessories. Oh heck, I'll just empty my account & go spending crazy!!!!!!!!

[DrayvensCrow]

Any chance that BM has a copy of the wayback machine down there? I hear he and Mr. Peabody were good friends! We could use it!:D

[jaguarin]

I will like a batarang but one of the newest like in BOP TV shows.... Or the short jacket that Huntress wore in Gladiatrix, I like it... :D

[DOCMIDNITE]

. Oh heck, I'll just empty my account & go spending crazy!!!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, thats the ticket...Unfortunatly I didn't win the Mega Millions lottery the other day. One winner=75million dollor payoff after taxes.
There would have been one big BOP party. Hosted by Doc and DravensCrow.....The next Tag Team Champs...
Would have made our loving triplets(enforcers) vaca to LA LA land look like a jaunt down Sesame Street....LOL

[LisaM]

Hi all...Ian asked me to post that he will be out of town a bit longer than originally expected. Thus, there is extra time for everyone to submit their bids for their favorite items.

[GL2814]

Thanks, I thought I missed the lotery. What hasn't been bid on yet? I'll take anything I can get.

[the_watcher]

Tell him we miss him, he really is a riot.

[DrayvensCrow]

Originally posted by DOCMIDNITE
. Oh heck, I'll just empty my account & go spending crazy!!!!!!!!

Yeah, thats the ticket...Unfortunatly I didn't win the Mega Millions lottery the other day. One winner=75million dollor payoff after taxes.
There would have been one big BOP party. Hosted by Doc and DravensCrow.....The next Tag Team Champs...
Would have made our loving triplets(enforcers) vaca to LA LA land look like a jaunt down Sesame Street....LOL [/B]

Hey DOC? You think that maybe we could get those triplets to wear what OUR triplets are wearing? *evil grin*

I need some good hooks for those launchers! Don't forget about me!