Hi

[John Henry]

Hi I'm new here and I dont know how to use this,so I hope you all be pattience with me!
I'm from Brazil,and I love Birds!

[jaguarin]

Welllcome!!!! This Is The Perfect Place For A Bop Fan!!!!

[SevenSlave]

Hey, baby. :)


:welcome:

[MUZBNUTS]

Welcome to the nuthouse! :hiya:

[the panther]

Hi! :welcome: It's definitely a nuthouse... have fun! :D

[Lady Ribena]

welcome newbie!!! :welcome:

if you stick around you will see me do my demi moore strip tease dance.

[darkphoenix]

Welcome to our little mass of insanity and occassinally spamful mayhem. :welcome:

[ShadowWalker]

welcome newbie!!! :welcome:

if you stick around you will see me do my demi moore strip tease dance.

SGH! LR's trying to corrupting another newbie! Hey SGH!!!!

Yes well, welcome to the nut house, seen as though the secretary has taken a 'sanity' break, the task of allocating your cell and straight jacket has fallen onto me. I'm really sorry to inform you but Doc and Dray stole all the superman and Spiderman pattern straightjackets so you have a choice between "My Little Pony" and uh... *Checks checklist* "Barbie" both available is marshmallow pink and glitter purple. I believe the Barbie one's are lined with pink bon bons.

As for your cell, since the new extensions were made, most of the inmates had put requests through to move to the new cells as they are warmer and their pillows are made from Egyptian geese feathers. So you'll be assigned one of the old Cells, your cell is...erm...Ah yes! What a pot of luck! MBN's old cell, this is the one where she lost her arse after laughing it off. If you find it, please let her know. Thank-you.

[Lady Ribena]

can i have a new cell/room mate please? my last one wasnt frisky enough.

[Sxygrrl Huntress]

SGH! LR's trying to corrupting another newbie! Hey SGH!!!!

I know... you really can't trust those Brits to not be cheeky and raunchy. Just look at Ian... :laugh:

:welcome: to the forum John Henry. I wouldn't suggest that you take the Barbie straight-jacket - Shadow and Night sampled all the bon bons and put back the ones they bit into and didn't like.

I hear Sam is marketing some SpamIAm green-eggs-and-ham jackets but we had to take away her green markers due to the inhalation issues that have recently developed to help her cope with school. So I'm not sure what she'll be marketing next. Usually we just hand her a roll of packing tape and she binds herself, no jacket necessary.

[DrayvensCrow]

^Says the woman known for being the cheekiest here! :laugh:

And I don't have any of the jackets listed above! I've been flattened by the WWE releases in the last 24 hr. period! :boxing:

So :welcome: and don't be afraid to stop by Bad Moon Rising for your free chair shot to the head! But you have to act soon! They're going like hotcakes or Bangers and Mash or some breakfast food... :laugh:

[themaninblack]

OOOOOH! Yum, Yum. Bangers and Mash, I am absolutely salivating....Oh Yes, I almost forgot. Welcome JH. Enjoy!
Say Hi to Leblon for me. Ciao for now.

[Derek Quinzel]

Welcome........

*drop kicks digital poodle out of pool*

[the dove]

Good to see new people still coming in.